It's just me, Angela.
philisntonfire:

lalaalexa:

philisntonfire:

I am confused and also scared

baby steps

friCK

philisntonfire:

lalaalexa:

philisntonfire:

I am confused and also scared

baby steps

friCK



precumming:

SINCE U BEEN GONE !!!!!!!!!!!! (since u been gone) I CAN BREATHE FOR THE FIRST TIME IM SO MOVING ON (ya ya) THANKS TO YOU (thanks to you) NOW I GET (now i get) I GET WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAANT

bisexualfetus:

my résumé

bisexualfetus:

my résumé


darknessbloodyshadow123:

cloudsinmycoffee9:

this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.

*laughs irl*



surprisebitch:

In France, to say “80”, the French people say “quatre-vingt” which translates to “4 20” and i think that is really beautiful


unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made


abigaillx:

the actual, physical ache you feel in your chest and in your bones when you’re so sad is fucking awful.


whippedcloudsofcream:

dirtygrandma:

once upon a time, in Japan…. *white characters*

this takes place in Africa… *white characters*

our story starts in the Middle East… *white characters*

In the far future, in the dark depths of space, across countless discovered and inhabited solar systems….*white characters*


gotitforcheap:

fuck her right in the pursey 

gotitforcheap:

fuck her right in the pursey 


psyducked:

now we’re talking

psyducked:

now we’re talking


hotguyswitheyeinjuries:

crysiana:

dontplaywithmyjesus:

#what is this supposed to be an advertisement for am i supposed to be noticing the bottle of liquor how can anyone expect me to remember a brand name when there is a half naked man taking off his tight black underwear while caressing his face with the muzzle of a gun jesus fucking christ

When everyone else stops staring (or laughing, or laughing and staring), York sighs.
“I was between jobs and needed the money, okay?”

This is either an ad for whiskey, handguns or underwear. The first two combined will probably result in a hot guy with an eye injury (best case scenario). Either way, whatever they’re selling, I would definitely pay for. I don’t think this would be Agent York unless this was an alternate universe where he didn’t know anything about gun safety (or care).

hotguyswitheyeinjuries:

crysiana:

dontplaywithmyjesus:

#what is this supposed to be an advertisement for am i supposed to be noticing the bottle of liquor how can anyone expect me to remember a brand name when there is a half naked man taking off his tight black underwear while caressing his face with the muzzle of a gun jesus fucking christ

When everyone else stops staring (or laughing, or laughing and staring), York sighs.

“I was between jobs and needed the money, okay?”

This is either an ad for whiskey, handguns or underwear. The first two combined will probably result in a hot guy with an eye injury (best case scenario). Either way, whatever they’re selling, I would definitely pay for. I don’t think this would be Agent York unless this was an alternate universe where he didn’t know anything about gun safety (or care).


palmist:

i love this blooper