Awesome Angela

readalot413: liverpate: azraeldoesnotdispute: liverpate: why am i not a banana Because your...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:50:36 -0400

liverpate:

azraeldoesnotdispute:

liverpate:

why am i not a banana

Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.

thanks man

are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people

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Wed, 22 May 2013 20:50:12 -0400

im-fallingforyou: estuds: You can come out when your done bein...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:50:02 -0400

im-fallingforyou:

estuds:

You can come out when your done bein a little faggot

ive scrolled past this like 7 times and just saw the baby ohmygod im screaming.

brbjellyfishing: What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:49:28 -0400

brbjellyfishing:

What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister

lindsayjopersonal: fuckyeahidiotonfacebook: Libby Cooper may...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:49:11 -0400

lindsayjopersonal:

fuckyeahidiotonfacebook:

Libby Cooper may have a little too much time on her hands.

Libby cooper is now my role model

readalot413: liverpate: azraeldoesnotdispute: liverpate: why am i not a banana Because your...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:47:27 -0400

readalot413:

liverpate:

azraeldoesnotdispute:

liverpate:

why am i not a banana

Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.

thanks man

are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:47:13 -0400

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)

Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”

Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”

Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”

Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”

(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

zeloismybaby: kindred-spiritss: hamfarto: dildos-and-debutantes: rescuerhera: thejoshinator: mp...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:46:29 -0400

zeloismybaby:

kindred-spiritss:

hamfarto:

dildos-and-debutantes:

rescuerhera:

thejoshinator:

mpregbert:

ghostgiggles:

if you play an instrument youre automatically 10x hotter im sorry thats just how the world works

how the fuck do you play the mayonnaise

ask Patrick Star

cas-get-into-my-ass: YOU STUPID ASSHOLE WITH YOUR STUPID FACE...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:45:49 -0400

cas-get-into-my-ass:

YOU STUPID ASSHOLE WITH YOUR STUPID FACE AND YOUR STUPID SMILE I HATE YOU

binkshapiro: whosromeo: girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:45:20 -0400

binkshapiro:

whosromeo:

girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”

the da vinci code has been cracked

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Wed, 22 May 2013 20:43:00 -0400

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Wed, 22 May 2013 20:42:54 -0400

pollums: typette: I remember posting somewhere once in a...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:42:28 -0400

pollums:

typette:

I remember posting somewhere once in a thread about why girls aren’t exploited in animation anymore where some guy said, “all the disney girls are drawn to be generally attractive, but I don’t think there are any eye-candy men… or are there? Are there any Disney men that lots of girls like?” and I mentioned Roger. Tons of girls replied agreeing with me and the original guy was like “wait, Roger? from 101 Dalmatians? What’s attractive about him, he’s tall and lanky and has a big nose, he isn’t muscley at all! Wouldn’t you all prefer Gaston or something? Or do you girls think his big nose is indicative of something else?” and I was like “no, you idiot, he’s a silly, goofy guy who likes animals and can play a bunch of instruments, that’s why he’s attractive. What’s the matter with you? Gaston, seriously?”

This is why we need more girls in animation. And more guys like Roger apparently.

to think it took me 2 decades of my life to understand my feelings for Roger

that i want to and have always wanted to fuck him in the ass

hetaliagirl104: swagito-komaeda: i did it. i finally defined...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:41:12 -0400

hetaliagirl104:

swagito-komaeda:

i did it. i finally defined tumblr dot com

This needs more notes.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 20:40:59 -0400

craplos: ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:40:46 -0400

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

chefboyardeezie: banjo-jeff: chefboyardeezie: when im rich the first thing im doing is getting...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:40:25 -0400

chefboyardeezie:

banjo-jeff:

chefboyardeezie:

when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head

you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows

im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head

finalblessing: will smith everybody

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:39:43 -0400

finalblessing:

will smith everybody

snapchatting: my life would probably get 2 notes

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:39:30 -0400

snapchatting:

my life would probably get 2 notes

anneera: moriartyisaprincess: i am cas. cas is me.

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:39:22 -0400

anneera:

moriartyisaprincess:

i am cas. cas is me.